  | The following is a list of reviews of all sorts: Movies, Television, Books, Stories, Comics. They are rated in Moons N Stars (for good) and Bones (for bad.) Click on the bones or stars to read the entire review. |
Guild Wars 2  Review of Guild Wars 2: I've been playing guildwars2 only a week or so, but I do love it. ... | City of Villains Review of COV: To properly state this review I have to break it down into parts: 1. Effect: ... | Games Note that you can read my game reviews on | Undead I want to say [in the fine tradition of] Shaun of the Dead rather than a copy of, because ... |
| Land of the Dead This was obviously made in Canada, and seems to be a two-hour pilot for a TV series pitch?... | World of Warcraft Of all the morgs I have played, WOW is the best by far. Visuals are lovely, pathing is st... | By the Light of the Moon Dean Koontz is a surprisingly good writer. I'm only halfway through this book, but it's n... | Vampirella For those of you growing up when comics were a quarter, and Heavy Metal was a sinful pleas... |
City of Heroes  I wanted to wait for a time when I wasn't pissed off and miserable before writing the revi... | Rose Online If you are looking for a really good free online MMORPG, I highly recommend Rose Online. ... | MapleStory This I just don't get. My friends really enjoy this.. but.. Well I can't figure out why. ... | Incredibles Awesome - I swear I couldn't place Craig T. Nelson's voice and it about drove me nuts. Th... |
| Team America This was a hoot and a holler. Trey & Matt keep on doing it and doing it (though I begin t... | Van Helsing I loved this film, mind you any film with decent looking werewolves gets a five, and the f... | Shrek2 Wow, this was totally enjoyable. Puss rocked the house down - I hear rumors the public de... | Knight of the Old Republic Excellent game. The squad-control interface is annoying, in a way. It's built too FPS, w... |
| StarWars Galaxies Well, I can't compare this to any MMMORPGS cause I don't play them, but this is less impre... | Westworld Was there a point to this film, a message? It was stupid. This is just a zombi movie foo... | Ready or Not This is a kids' show, but I just had to make mention of it's excellent writing. I just sa... | Below Excellent movie- Saw this the way you should : knowing NOTHING about it. Wonderful story,... |
| Gold Digger I wish I could read this more. Sometimes, when he draws monsters or creatures the art is ... | Teen Titans Periodically through my life, there are times when the only thing holding me together, the... | Finding Nemo Ellen Degenes completely steals the show as the loveable, annoying Dori - the fish who can... | American Psycho It was an amusing evening to see these two, though other reviewers are quite right that th... |
| Johnny English I've heard that Rowan Atkinson has always wanted to play Bond, and here he gets his wish. ... | Pirates of the Caribbean Previous to this I had listed Johnny Depp among the greatest wastes of space there were, a... | League of Extraordinary Gentlemen I had such high hopes too, but when I saw [executive producer-Sean Connery] I should have ... | 2001:A Space Travesty This review is published immediately, in companion with another which is late. This movie... |
| Justice League Comic This was a really good comic, frankly. Arisia, the mad amazon, returns with a device to ... | Justice League Another review I seem to have MISSED in my fog of god-knows-what, is Justice League. When... | Freedom Force I cant believe I have a reviews page and nothing about Freedom Force. Forget for a moment... | MAFIA I take it back.. MAFIA isnt merely BAD, it is AWFUL. There is a mission where you have to... |
| Die Another Day So I hear Pierce Brosnan wants to quit Bond. FORGET IT, pal. You`re in it till you DIE n... | Star Trek Nemesis You couldnt have dragged me to see this movie, er.. scratch that, I guess you could. Rega... | Scooby Doo (the movie) This movie is probably worth 5 stars for the story that was written-- sure to please any s... | Spy Groove The gross dereliction of my duty to the nameless 3 who may actually READ these reviews in ... |
| Queen of the Damned This film would have got 2 stars up until the point I paused to take my dog to the vet. W... | Dog Soldiers British Sci-Fi never disappoints. This is quite well done for a standard plot. Sean Pertw... | The Beast Must Die British Sci-Fi never disappoints. This was a werewolf movie, rather well done, with a ver... | The Faculty I`d forgotten that this was quite an exciting movie. The only thing annoying was this mov... |
| Happy Tree friends GOTO cool :) That it? GROSS! YA! YEAH! YAH! BURN BITCH BURN! Ok, this was too cool.. | MIIB (Men in Black 2) A sequel is always a dangerous battle between something old and something new: The filmma... | Bridge Commander I have to admit I`m a trekky, though I`ve never been very fond of anything `Next Generatio... | Space:1999 I shall never forget a Space:1999 page I read many years ago which said: `Season 2- Crusty ... |
| Barbarella This movie gets a five because every single word of it is indelibly emprinted on my... | The Time Machine This film was a remake of the old Time Machine film classic, and it was well done. The fi... | Dagon This was a very nicely done take on a Lovecraft story, and I kicked myself I wasn`t swifte... | Rex the Runt I can`t really say what it is about Rex the Runt that I love so much. Rex the Runt is a cla... |
| Ghosts of Mars One good line in this film: `Who you callin a dickweed, motherf@$#^r?` | Futurama Everyone I meet seems to remember the Simpsons` 3rd season: It had Burns trying to get mon... | Hero-X Just don`t bother. This isn`t a patch on the vastly superior Freedom Force (q.v.) It claim... | Vampire Wars An unmitigated pile of crud,.. don`t bother |
| Kung Pow! If you are a fan of old hong kong cinema, or just like a good yuck, this one is worth chec... |